Yes I want to blog about Utusan Meloya again! Remember the big fuss they make when Malaysiakini published an alleged doctored manifesto of some bigs?

But then, Utusan Meloya isn’t known for ensuring accuracy of their newspapers anyway. I mean….. who in their right mind will remove existing bahasa melayu signage to replace it with other languages?

”Status tapak warisan dunia di Pulau Pinang tidak sesekali boleh menghalalkan tindakan untuk pasang papan tanda nama jalan dalam pelbagai bahasa. Mungkin ada berlaku pada masa lalu papan tanda bahasa lain digunakan tetapi keadaan kini berbeza.

”Kalau kita mahu pegang hujah secara lurus bendul atas dasar warisan seperti itu, maka bolehlah disamakan dengan meminta Pulau Pinang diserahkan kembali kepada Kedah,” katanya kepada Utusan Malaysia hari ini.

Beliau diminta mengulas tindakan kerajaan negeri Pulau Pinang meluluskan permohonan Majlis Perbandaran Pulau Pinang untuk memasang papan tanda nama jalan dalam tulisan jawi, Tamil dan Cina bagi tujuan warisan di jalan-jalan tertentu di Georgetown.

Utusan Meloya, baca pun sampai loya.

Doing so will earn you an instant death faster than leaping off from a building ok? If there were such thing, I as a chinese would be the first to protest if there is such attempt. Likewise I was also pissed that some group of DAP fuckers made a fuss of the jawi signage of several road names in KL and Selangor?

Anyway what I heard was, chinese wording signage will be be added as an extra language to the existing Malay road names. But Utusan Meloya decided to add their very own fictional story in it by suggesting it is an insult to add in more languages for road names?

Seri0usly, can you see who are the one who is trying to create a fictional ‘ketegangan’ between races in our country? You see lah, if it was their beloved Najis who suggested the additional languages to be installed in the heritage zone, you will find droves of ass kissers praising his brilliant move for being Glokal.

Can you really blame certain people for misconstruing Chamil Wariya’s fictional assassination story published in Meloya? Allow me to ask you professor, if you were to travel to Pre-Olympics China where no words of English but Chinese characters are the only languages available in their insanely large cities and the people speaks nothing but Chinese, what would you do?

You can forget the idea of writing romanized words to them because the only characters that are familiar to them are chinese strokes. And no professor, having Doraemon’s translation biscuits does not count either.

Malaysiakini was not born in a government hospital simply because the unequal coverage existing back then required it to tell the other side of the story.Contrary to Azmi’s assertion, Malaysiakini faces a real problem of logistics. Unlike the newspapers, Malaysiakini does not have bureaus in the states. Its operations are confined to the Klang Valley, and hence its tone largely that of federal politics.Malaysiakini

Yes, Helen Ang’s right. If the government was not so anal about giving some air space for the opposition to channel their thoughts and allow the rakyat to voice our their authentic ‘grievances’  in the first place, Malaysiakini would not have taken off like it is today.

If the printed media was not slapped with 1001 regulations from the authorities, blogs wouldn’t become a mouthpiece like it is today. So every fire was ignited from the Barang Naik Brigade and right now they are really running out of ideas to extinguish the very own fire they cast on their own robe.

They can’t really blame others for their massive decline of popularity when the mess was originated from the same source. Congratulations BN, for the new enemy that you created from your very own tyrannic actions. Best of luck in fighting your own shadow

The security at bank branches are safe, says the brother of the big poop.

CIMB bank branches and electronic banking centres are safe, said CIMB boss Datuk Seri Nazir Razak.

Saying it was unfair of the police to blame the bank, Nazir, Group Chief Executive of CIMB Group, said the bank’s security met with the highest standards of the banking industry.

The Star

Maybe it is safe from the reach of children and grandmas alike but it is certainly not safe against highly powered explosives lah. Nowadays I very scared of withdrawing money at night you know? With repeated occurrences of explosion heist like this, we are going to see drastic security measures will be taken to safeguard the chastity of the kiosk at night.

It would be great to deploy hot cyborgs like Cameron (from Sarah Connor Chronicles fame) to man every ATM kiosk in the country. I don’t think they can count on security guards to do the job because all they do is to sleep all night long.

It is going to be a different story should they carry on the idea of deploying cyborgs on every ATM kiosks because we know these tin men are going to read bed time stories to the fucking robbers before putting a bullet into their sorry skull.

No need sympathy ah? Only need understanding ah?

Under Section 73, it is the police’s discretion. You don’t have to sympathise with me. I am doing my job. I am subjected to criticism, I do not need sympathy. I need a lot of understanding from people, that’s all.

Malaysiakini

Yes you are right, with that kinda muka u have, it’s hard to gain sympathy, not even if you decided to mimic a kesian face. You know what, I don’t even have the will to give you my spit lah.

Waste my saliva only lah. I better save it for the basin than spitting it on your head lah. Looking at your face alone already make me so disgusted lah, let alone giving you understanding and sympathy.

Damn yeung suey already memang hard to command sympathy from people lah and the word ‘understanding’ had not existed into your kepala hotak ever since you become the Menteri “Rumah” lah.

Tu lah pasal, always duduk kat rumah saja mana boleh understand benda kat luar sangat? Maybe it is a good idea to give reinstate you in your foreign ministership post lah. At least get to dig 50 year old female mat sallehs mah.

Utusan Malaysia has been “given warning” by the government over some of the controversial articles which the Umno-owned newspaper has published, revealed Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar.

Malaysiakini

Utusan Meloya has been given a warning from the Home ministry not to meloya any one with their loya-ing news anymore. Whatever warning they were given, we may not know.

Not sure if they were given any show cause letter either but who knows they might be given love letters in the exchange? Looking at their Loya-ing tendency, I won’t be surprised if they were given asam jawa as their stern and firm warning.

Some one is going to get A hurt REAL bad.

It’s pretty great to work for Meloya because you only get a ‘warning’ after carrying out the character assassination and hate inciting articles. If it were Malaysiakini that publish such stories, I bet cyber ISA is going to be invoked against them before they can even blink their eyes.