Our public toilets (especially school toilets) are like an open air organic farm so I am not too sure if it’s an appropriate place to socialize.

1Toilet anyone?

Would you like to have 1Toilet concept in your home?

After spending 8 years on the run, Osama is finally recognized for his selfless contributions in the visual effects department, specializing in Blitzkrieg (shock and awe) bombings.

Thanks for voting.

If you are bored and itching for blood, please join PDRM. That is one sure way of not getting caught if you happened to belasah people while your prisoners in custody. But belasah-ing people are not only limited to prisoners in custody.

When the right time is here, you can belasah peaceful citizens should they ever participates in any form of illegal assemblies. The definition of ILLEGAL assembly is pretty straight forward. As long there are more than 5 person gathering together, they qualifies to be one of the illegal assemblers.

It also means you can bantai anyone you like if you stumble across wedding functions and etc because rest assured these banquet always had more than 5 people gathering around. You don’t have to worry about retaliation because these people are peaceful citizens and nothing is more valuable than their sorry lives.

The same can’t be said for battling criminals though. But you don’t have to worry much about that because you’ll always have Home Minister to cover your back. Once he senses there is a threat against the force, he will move your post away (he did this before with the chow kit case) without any hassle.

See, you don’t have to worry much about the risks if you are a cop. You’ll have the thrill of belasah-ing people while they are singing negaraku and trust your boss to lie for you if you are ever caught red handed on youtube and etc.

ps:- don;t worry about the low pay lah. You are beating the crap out of people, your boss need some monetary incentives to cover your ass too, ya know?

Kenya has declared a national holiday over the historic presidential win of Obama. Can wave American flag some more. If USA is going to drop a bomb in Kenya one day, be sure to see flag burning anytime soon. I wonder if Malaysia is going to declare a national since the parents of Obama’s brother in law was from Malaysia or something?

I mean it is not like you get Malaysian links to the President of United States every day. Looking at how the Malaysian mainstream media enjoy finding part time malaysians all around the world, maybe Malaysia should consider declaring a Konrad Ng day because his brother in law is the President of United States now.

I can’t but to say this is going to be malaysia’s most kembang moment for having a single link with the President of United States. Should Indonesia follow suit because Obama’s half sister is an Indonesia? She was partly raised and resided in Indonesia for a period of time. I guess Indonesia has a story case of applying a national holiday? This is more like Obama becoming the president of United Nations than United States.

I heard our cops want motorcycles to be banned from entering city and town as a measure to reduce crime. Maybe this move will be made possible if our public transportation is not shitty in the first place. I honestly do not think too many people will protest against this radical move in blocking the flow of motorcycles into the city.

What options do they have? I don’t think they are going to ubah their gaya hidup by switching to bicycles. Riding bicycles in KL or other large cities in Malaysia is like putting yourself in death row. The only difference is, you may not know when death will strike you. Perhaps it is better this way because it is never fun to expect death.

Death on the road should be sudden ok? It is true that Mat Rempits are a pest in our country and most of them ride their bikes to conduct their shock and awe operation. I can say it is the only pest in our country that cannot be eradicated with pesticide.

Shoot to kill order should be fun for the cops. But then, there are many other motorcyclists out there who cannot afford buying a car and once again I can’t help to remind you how shitty the public transportation is.

Unless the situation improves, I do not see how banning motorcycles are going to reduce crime in a significant way. Not only it is not going to decrease crime, it is going to cause another great deal of hardship to our already cornered citizens.